Very interesting, efficient, and potentially something I'd use all the time.
But it's let down twice by the module name and the abstract ("Kittens?") which make it extremely hard to do things like request packaging from corporate IT departments without going through uncomfortable amounts of grilling.
Inconceivable that I would ever write a review like this but the other ones have probably not really read what the SYNOPSIS says. This module is quite for sure *not* just a repetition of all the other "use strict, use warnings"-approaches, and it's also not the opposite. Just look twice. And for its chosen middle-way it's also not the worst name ever. And everything is documented.