5 stars for cute metaphor (there's also Acme::Holy by the same author, but that is just another implementation of Scalar::Util's blessed()) and for prompt support from the author.
I'm sure there exists a real use case to move this out of Acme::, however obscure that might be. Can't come up with any right now, all I can think of is reblessing, which can be handled with bless() from the start.
UPDATE 2013-09-11: I found a real use-case for it! Cleaning up data to be sent to JSON. BTW, Data::Structure::Util also has an unbless() function, but Acme::Damn is smaller and faster. Data::Structure::Util also currently doesn't build on Windows.